Sicker thank Kip

We were discussing the Chief retiring the other night.

One of the TBPD was in the bar talking to Kip (this is a very normal occurrence, to the point I'd rather have them in there than not now).

Kip was saying how since retiring that the Chief's health had gotten much better. He said "He is in worse health than I am!" I said "Mr. Stint, say it ain't so!" I thought the cop was going to die laughing. Kip then began listing Chief's health issues. I said "But you have all those stints" He said "But he has a pacemaker. I don't have a pacemaker!"

Oh how I love living around old people.