Last night...

I was sitting at the bar beside Kip. Both of us in our respective seats.

He was asking about my day.

I told him I'd had my nails done and my eyebrows done. Then I mentioned that I was REALLY excited because the girl that did my eyebrows, does facials, and can get rid of the white bumps under my eyes.

He said "What white bumps?" and looked at my real hard. Then he said "Honey, nobody sees those white bumps. They aren't looking at your eyes. They're looking at your tits!" "Thanks Kip."